ugh good job tara how embarrassing can you get
Trademark Skrtel Tackle
do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach
how can someone be so crypticccccc?????
Asmir Begovic becomes only the 5th keeper to score a goal in the English Premiership
IT BOINGED ONTO ITS OWN HEAD
I know where I am when it comes down to acting- I’m right at the bottom of the pile….well, I don’t think there’ll be any Oscars gettin’ won, that’s for sure.
I think it’s important you’ve got the right people around you to keep your feet on the ground and stay humble, really.
Just cuz you’ve been a decent player and had a successful career doesn’t mean you’re going to turn out to be a top manager, but if I was good enough and ever got the shout to be the Liverpool manager in 10, 20 years- of course I’d consider it very seriously.
LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes
the results are pretty accurate tbh